THE 3 RULES OF LIFEFor the uninitiated:
Rule1: Keep Your Money In Your Front Pocket.
Rule2: Don't Trust "The Man."
Rule3: Never, Ever, Do Crazy.
The Rules have their own built-in consequences for breaking them, and in most cases retrospective application of The Rules will clarify where mistakes were made ending in bad consequences.
Learn them. Live them. If you ever get asked to recite them sitting at a bar, you'll have to buy a round for not rattling them off from memory with little fanfare."
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